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FYI, un fion puant is French for ‘a stinking fart.’
FYI, the Intarwebz anagram is info (especially on francophone imageboards).
BTW, many people in Québec who don’t like Céline Dion change her last name to this word when referring to her.
Sorry for bursting your bubble if your name is Fion. Muahahahahahaha.
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Dad once had a job applicant by the name of Lovey Fok.
Was it from the “lovey-dovey” in the song ‘The Joker’ (1973) by the Steve Miller Band? Or Marilyn Manson’s ‘This Is the New Shit’ (2002)? Who knows. She might really have been an l.f.
(Dad enjoyed using Thumbs Up brand of wiping paper too, which, alas, didn’t last beyond the late 1970s. But that’s another story.)
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Some more real names (my top picks in boldface):
Do they even realise how daft they seem?
Hong Kong actors, actresses and singers with weird names:
I always thought Hongkie stars have very LAME names. Geez, aren’t they shy or uneducated or something? It sounded so brain damaged.
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This, believe it or not, is the premier reason I hear from those with weird, socially handicapping names.
Sounds like the same retardation logic behind Chinese tattoos in the West: “I don’t know what it means, it just looks cool.” (Groan.)
(Wtf??? Aren’t people in Hong Kong supposed to be quite proficient in English? Don’t they realise their names are facepalmingly stoopid? I’m saying this because most celebrities make up their own English names anyway.)
People are trying too hard to be different, so hard that their kid has a pathetic excuse for a name. Or I guess they (or their parents) were the children not allowed a pet and so never had the chance to make the mistake of naming something really stupid.
I think it’s mostly a case of people with limited education and limited common sense trying to make themselves (or their kids) sound special and different.
There is one school of thought that says, if you give your child an exotic and unusual name, it will help them to stand out and they are more likely to become famous and successful.
There is another school of thought that says, if you give your child a name like that, they will be bullied mercilessly in school, develop a complex about it, hate you for saddling them with it, and change their name by deed poll at the earliest opportunity.
Here’s a guy who knows why people give themselves (or their kids) effed-up names, even though the article is basically focused on black people’s naming WTF-ness.
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I often wonder why many Chinese with perfectly pronounceable names for Westerners give themselves difficult-to-pronounce or incongruous English names.
I have come across lots of cool, funky and unusual English names. Even with my fluency in [spoken] Chinese, I find English/Western names are still a lot easier to remember. But maybe that’s just me.
Hongkongers took up regular (and weird) English names long before the Chinese mainlanders did: Fruit, Money, Cinderella, Apple, Coldness, Echo, Rainbow, to name just a few. By contrast, it’s rare for the Japanese, Koreans or Vietnamese to adopt Western names (even those who are second- or even third-generation emigrés overseas) — and that hasn’t hindered the popularity of J or K entertainers overseas.
“Well, my dad picked my English name, so I didn’t have much of a choice in it. But I’ve come across some really weird English names in Hong Kong, too, though most Hongkongers pick the more ‘normal’ English names. However, they have this tendency to pick the nicknames [i.e. pet forms] over the regular form.”
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There’s a big bunch of Chinese people who have this whimsically strange idea that Westerners have amazing problems in pronouncing Chinese names, and that the slightest off-intonation will render the Chinese name completely, totally, abso-effing-lutely unintelligible. Ergo, the need for an English/Western name.
I disagree that the Chinese feel a need to compensate with an English name because of foreigners’ difficulties with their names. No, I reckon the reason they choose to have English/Western names is because the Chinese (especially mainlanders) are mesmerised with anything foreign, plain and simple.
Have you ever noticed some of the garments Chinese wear that have English words on them? Talk about funny! Most are nonsensical and, more often than not, full of misspellings. The wearer is completely oblivious to this. Ask, and they have no clue about the writing, other than to think it’s cool to wear something with ‘English’ writing on it.
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